Potty Mouth

This past Friday, Katy, Nick, and I went to Disneyland. About halfway through the day, while at California Adventure and during Nick's nap, I needed to see a man about a horse. Whilst extracting the necessary liquid poison from my urinary tract, I overheard the following conversation behind me between, what I can only hope, was a 5 or 6 year old son and his father:

Son: Dad, I really have to go poop.
Father: (While flushing) I know kiddo, but all the toilets have poop on them. (Flushes again)
Son: Why dad? (Dad still flushing)
Father: I don't know, some people are just lazy I guess (Flushes yet again)
Son: Well why can't we just use the pee potty?
Father: You want to poop in the pee potty? (Another flush)
Son: Yeah, there's nobody there anyway.
Father: That's not a good idea kiddo. Here, this one's all ready.
(A brief moment passes as the son de-pantses)
Son: DAAAHHHAADD!
Father: What?
Son: I can't go while you're looking at me!

It was at this point that I couldn't bite my lip any longer to keep from laughing and had to leave. Plus, that would've been real weird if I had just stood in the bathroom to listen to a conversation, even one so lively as that.

Once I returned to my own son and wife, I found him wide awake and with a full diaper. Since I hadn't changed one in about a month, I volunteered to take care of it. Little did I know what was about to happen. You see, the changing table in this particular California Adventure bathroom was all the way in the back of the room, about three stalls down from where the above conversation took place. As I walk around the corner toward the baby station, I saw the same father standing outside of the same stall. Apparently the kid was not done yet. Here's how the rest of the talk went:

Father: Are you done yet?
Son: NO DAD!!!
Father: Can't you pinch it off?
Son: No because nothing has come out yet!
Father: Do you need a magazine?
Son: NO DAD! Umm, yeah, I need a magazine.
Father: (Stifling a chuckle) Seriously?!
Son: (Not laughing and dead serious) Yes!

You never know what you're going to see and/or hear at the Magical Kingdom