Parables in Poo Vol. 1 No. 4

I have no idea how, but I'm convinced, diapers are magic. Little kids after they start eating solid foods start pooping solid poo. You would think, in such a tight confined space, that poo would be squished everywhere and coming out the sides. Turns out, it only leaks onto the legs when it's in liquid form. Take our friends for examples. One evening, we're playing a friendly game of "Settlers of Cataan," a central coast favorite or so we learned upon becoming permanent residents, and the conversation naturally turned to bowel movements while building cities and roads, moving the robber, and bartering for wheat and ore. I describe a bm of Nick's and the recently discovered phenomenon and lo and behold, it's universally true! Our friends were so thrilled with my elation over said feces that they sent me a picture of one of their 1 year old son's they took in light of their newfound knowledge of my sick sense of humor and inquisitive nature.