Parables in Poo Vol. 1 No. 3

This will be a snippet of a post that's about 3 hours long. Part of a three part post I wrote right after Nick was born. You can read the whole post here. For now, here's one of the better parts in my opinion and I never get tired of laughing at this picture!

...All in all, it was great being first time parents. Tiredness included. He did get a Billy Ribbon test which checks for jaundice, negative, and a genetic screening test which checks for all kinds of genetic stuff that we'll find out about later. Having a healthy baby boy is extremely precious and Katy and I felt truly blessed. One last thing. He pooped. It was awesome and gross at the same time, if at all possible. And me being me, I captured such an amazing incident on film. Here it is, check out the stickiness. I pulled the diaper apart so you could see the low viscosity levels found in what I now know as "marconium."