the first 50,000 volts is always the best

Let me start by saying that I know. I'm not very quick to keep up on my posts lately, that's what day 5 of 7 and over 62 hours can do to a man, especially when you're down 3 deuce (see prior post for definition) reports, 1 deuce crash report, 1 semi vs. a mercedes report, and 1 solo vehicle major injury rollover report. But I digress. Last Monday will be the official anniversary of my very first tasering! I found a deuce in an adv (a disabled vehicle) from a bol (be on the lookout) and he wouldn't exit his car. I tried once to physically remove him and he resisted, so I called for a second unit and when he arrived, TASER TASER! It produced the desired result and the subject exited the vehicle promptly and complied from then on out. Man, what a rush. I've heard from sources that some doubted whether I could do it or not and by God's grace proved them wrong. Granted, it was a pretty low key situation, but still took a quick trigger pull. And for those of you sickos who are wondering, no I didn't video tape it! (although I may have wanted to). For explicit details a phone call, like one from Dave Wisner, will produce a full story of the events with Grindy-esque sound effects. Thanks for your prayers to fulfill my dream!