The craziness that is a judge

I had another court case last Friday, and like Grindy's do (ok, not always) I won. Barely. The judge has this thing against cops and a passion for the defendant that is asinine. The judge even asked how long I had been a sworn officer. As if that has any relevance as to whether or not I can observe someone wearing a seatbelt! Anyway, I also forgot to add in a forfeit I had two weeks before that. Now the score is Grindy 4, Crazies 0, still batting a .1000! Oh, and I do have to point out per a comment from my good friend Mark that I should explain my copspeak. A deuce is copspeak for DUI, and a hook, is an arrest, so if I said I haven't hooked a deuce in a while, it means I haven't arrested a person for driving under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol in a while. More copspeak to come, it might become a new sidebar, but I don't know if there's enough copspeak to last more than a few weeks.