Scripture Memory Verse

"17 When I saw him, I fell at his feet as though dead. But he laid his right hand on me, saying, "Fear not, I am the first and the last, 18and the living one. I died, and behold I am alive forevermore, and I have the keys of Death and Hades." ~ Revelation 1:17-18

4.24.2008

Seriously?

My buddy Dan stopped this lady today for doing 91 in a 65. Here's their conversation. No joke. People in Santa Barbara are very interesting.

Dan "Why were you going so fast?"
Lady "I'm late for work."
Dan "You still shouldn't be going so fast. Where do you work?"
Lady "I own a breast implant surgery center."
Dan "Oh, ok."
Lady "Do you like them?"
Dan "...License and registration please."
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